The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.
*steals ur credit card*
hasta la visa
don’t u hate it when u put ur fingers in the hole and the hole stretches or rips and everything just comes out
I PUT THAT IN THE TAGS STOP MESSAGING ME
becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life
for halloween im going as a disappointment to my family
at least you dont need to buy a costume
This little guy needed a break mid-walk
*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*
looking at the first page of a math test
i would recognize a band member in public faster than my own parents
i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense
pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?
BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM
OHANA MEANS FAMILY
FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND
VIVA LA PLUTO, MOTHERFUCKERS
Freak people out in public restrooms by saying “come in” when they knock on the stall door
i love it when lyrics don’t make sense to you but then you sit and think about them for a while and suddenly they’re the deepest shit you’ve ever heard it just always makes me feel good when that happens
Change ya fate
lets have phone sex over walkie talkies
"I’ll make you moan, over"
"bend what? over"