1. (via thesadslowpoke)

    12 hours ago  /  992 notes  /  Source: v1gilante

  2. ammarmali:

    The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.

    (via thelaughingslowpoke)

    12 hours ago  /  196,041 notes  /  Source: ammarmali

  3. sovji:

    *steals ur credit card*

    hasta la visa

    (via thelaughingslowpoke)

    12 hours ago  /  346,470 notes  /  Source: sovji-moved

  4. guy:

    guy:

    don’t u hate it when u put ur fingers in the hole and the hole stretches or rips and everything just comes out

    image

    I PUT THAT IN THE TAGS STOP MESSAGING ME

    (via supernaturalwholock)

    12 hours ago  /  51,562 notes  /  Source: guy

  5. oldrockstars:

    becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

    (via pizza)

    12 hours ago  /  505,417 notes  /  Source: oldrockstars

  6. reblogmyselfie:

    officialoreo:

    reblogmyselfie:

    for halloween im going as a disappointment to my family

    at least you dont need to buy a costume

    ouch

    (via thetumblr-thisisatumblr)

    12 hours ago  /  165,089 notes  /  Source: rifler

  7. 
This little guy needed a break mid-walk

    This little guy needed a break mid-walk

    (via this-is-your-future)

    12 hours ago  /  448,237 notes  /  Source: awwww-cute

  8. dobraeva:

    *puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*

    (via bigbagoflittledonuts)

    12 hours ago  /  318,717 notes  /  Source: panerasexual

  9. paradisaic:

    looking at the first page of a math test

    image

    (via inconsistentblogger)

    12 hours ago  /  18,017 notes  /  Source: paradisaic

  10. juliansballclenchingfalsetto:

    i would recognize a band member in public faster than my own parents

    (via emily-mae27)

    19 hours ago  /  111,804 notes  /  Source: juliansballclenchingfalsetto

  11. nerdy-whovian:

    twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

    cell-mate:

    crackerhell:

    ethanwearsprada:

    i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

    yes

    pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

    BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

    OHANA MEANS FAMILY

    FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

    VIVA LA PLUTO, MOTHERFUCKERS

    (via wholockian-from-middle-earth)

    19 hours ago  /  418,257 notes  /  Source: ethanwearsprada

  12. tornrnypickles:

    Freak people out in public restrooms by saying “come in” when they knock on the stall door

    (via twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck)

    19 hours ago  /  34,799 notes  /  Source: tornrnypickles

  13. brenodnurie:

    i love it when lyrics don’t make sense to you but then you sit and think about them for a while and suddenly they’re the deepest shit you’ve ever heard it just always makes me feel good when that happens

    (via emily-mae27)

    19 hours ago  /  73,287 notes  /  Source: brenodnurie

  14. bigtime-thrust:

kirraklein:

White lips
Pale face
Would ya
Change ya fate

holy shit

    bigtime-thrust:

    kirraklein:

    White lips

    Pale face

    Would ya

    Change ya fate

    holy shit

    (via to-kill-a-mockingjayy)

    19 hours ago  /  240,706 notes  /  Source: aliveinmusic

  15. rninor:

    weepingdildo:

    landorus:

    lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

    "I’ll make you moan, over"

    "bend over"
    "bend what? over"

    (via cass-you-ass)

    19 hours ago  /  209,590 notes  /  Source: landorus